Top 5 Most Obnoxious Things To Say To A Pregnant Chick In Her Last Weeks of Pregnancy
1) “Sleep now while you still can!”
I GET IT ALREADY. Even if you mean that I should enjoy uninterrupted sleep now whenever I want, and sleep til noon, and nap whenever, because OMGI’MNEVERGOINGTOBEABLETODOTHATAGAININMYLIFE, please, just keep it to yourself. I don’t get uninterrupted sleep now, I’m not one to sleep til noon, and I have a hard time napping. So really, although I understand the sentiment and I GET WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, you’re not being helpful. Or nice.
2) “You just wait.”
Congratulations, you are already a parent and so you feel the need to tell all preggos/parents-to-be that “they’ll see.” Y’all, I know! I know we will see, and I will look back at this post and laugh. I KNOW. But I don’t need you to spitefully point it out to me every chance you get.
3) “He’ll come when he wants to.”
Or, he’ll just stay inside forever, clinging for dear life to the walls of my uterus. Ok, I know he really won’t, but your apparent knowledge of my womb (really, you know more than me about what’s going on in there?! DOUBTFUL.) is annoying.
4) “That’s a big baby in there!”
Just click on the link, you won’t be disappointed.
Happy Friday! Yes, I’m still pregnant, and yes, I am in a fantastic mood about it. Haha! Being patient sucks. Come on out, little man!